They’re petitioning a court. Apparently he’s from a planet called Kenya, its in some part of the galaxy called Africa.
The concerned patriot who brought the suit found out about this after extensive investigation after he read two separate accounts of Obama’s birth occuring at different hospitals in Honolulu, clearly something is afoot.
www.obamaconspiracy.org
Gathering only 341 of 10k goal signatures (admittedly a bit lofty) a petition to stop schools for having a lottery for a bear hunt is in danger. Imagine. Little children having to take part in a lottery where the loser gets to be a bear’s meal. We are shocked this cannot be allowed to pass! [...]
Run it’s like invasion of the body snatchers. The petition to save the Simply Quilts TV show has gained over 19,000 signatures. We are adding this to the top 10 most bizarre petitions. Check it out.
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/simplyquilts/
With over 1000 signatures fuddy duddy’s are showing support for their petition to stop senior citizens enjoyment of life. I’ve heard stories about dating for senior citizens getting increasingly difficult. Why should they take away one Florida’s elderly’s few remaining pleasures. Damn PETA!
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/banbeastialityfl/
Not only is cannibalism wrong but when they are “are a sweet product with a hole in the middle that is consumed for pleasure and contains little nutritional value” it’s a waste to eat filipino’s when more nutritional and at peace nationalities are available like Indians and Japanese.
www.gopetition.com/petitions/do-not-eat-filipinos.html
Omaha Nebraska Needs You to Help Show Them Who’s the Boss!
Apparently, Alyssa Milano’s attendance is necessary to make the final game at storied Rosenblatt Stadium “EPIC”. An enterprising or shall we say self -serving, sports radio mouthpiece has extended an invitation to Omaha , Nebraska for the College World Series citing Milano’s supposed “love of [...]
An important petition in recognizing Micheal Jackson’s ability to bring together people is suceeding with over 37k signatures calling for him to receive the 2010 nobel peace prize. No one suceeded in receiving negative uniting media coverage like Micheal Jackson. Clearly this calls for him to receive an exception to the rule about posthumous nobel [...]
Frequently coming from important food crops like palm trees, estrogen heavy soybeans, used french fry grease, and possibly in the future algae, we should stop the production of biodiesel and any future research immediately! Join these 71 supporters of this petition and help this important cause.
The great South American County of Netherlands has a great love of the sultry as the world turn’s characters. Help them have some “guests” by signing this petition.
McDonald’s needs a veggie burger. Clearly every culinary activity should have a McDonald’s equivalent. There’s a southern speciality called a slugburger featuring a fried soybean meal dough deepfriend with cheese pickle and union. If Mcdonald’s adapted it with additional breading it’d be a perfect addition to their arsenal of goodies. We can’t believe there are [...]
