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	<title>Bizarre Petitions</title>
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		<title>TMZ Haters Unite!</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/12/tmz-haters-unite/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, all 132 fans of Justin Bieber have become so enraged against celebrity news and gossip site TMZ  for the alleged bashing of Bieber, an online petition was needed to air their grievances.  As of 12/28/2009 they are 999,968 votes short of their goal of one million!  Enjoy!
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/tmzsucksilovejustinb/
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-114" title="tmz" src="http://bizarrepetitions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tmz.bmp" alt="tmz" />Apparently, all 132 fans of Justin Bieber have become so enraged against celebrity news and gossip site TMZ  for the alleged bashing of Bieber, an online petition was needed to air their grievances.  As of 12/28/2009 they are 999,968 votes short of their goal of one million!  Enjoy!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/tmzsucksilovejustinb/">http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/tmzsucksilovejustinb/</a></p>
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		<title>&#8220;Wild Hogs&#8221; Fans Unite!</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/12/wild-hog-fans-unite/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lturnerlaw</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rabid Fans of the movie &#8220;Wild Hogs&#8221; have issued a call to arms since Variety Magazine is reporting that Disney has halted production of  &#8220;Wild Hogs 2: Bachelor&#8217; s Ride&#8221;.   The petitioners deem it a huge mistake to deprive Americans of this expected cinematic gem!  Apparently some people cannot get enough of leather clad middle-aged tom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-107" title="WildHogs" src="http://bizarrepetitions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/WildHogs1-150x150.jpg" alt="WildHogs" width="150" height="150" />Rabid Fans of the movie &#8220;Wild Hogs&#8221; have issued a call to arms since Variety Magazine is reporting that Disney has halted production of  &#8220;Wild Hogs 2: Bachelor&#8217; s Ride&#8221;.   The petitioners deem it a huge mistake to deprive Americans of this expected cinematic gem!  Apparently some people cannot get enough of leather clad middle-aged tom foolery on motorcycles. Let&#8217;s all hope Marisa Tomei reprises her role.  Enjoy!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/wildhogz">http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/wildhogz</a></p>
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		<title>Bizarre Petition&#8217;s Petition Awareness Service Catching on!</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/11/bizarre-petitions-petition-awareness-service-catching-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devoted patriot and effective Marketer Henry Massingale has wisely asked us to share with you his petition concerning moments of silence and other issues in his lengthy following missive with our growing fanbase. We encourage all forward thinking patriots to do likewise. Missive follows!
 
Pay It Forward Petition
Before we get in to the petition I wish [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Devoted patriot and effective Marketer Henry Massingale has wisely asked us to share with you his petition concerning moments of silence and other issues in his lengthy following missive with our growing fanbase. We encourage all forward thinking patriots to do likewise. Missive follows!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Pay It Forward Petition</p>
<p>Before we get in to the petition I wish to share a thought or two, this petition is because that we see and we know with all of our souls that because of a Supreme Court Ruling against a moment of silence within the school and the Pledge to the United States Flag, that because of this, that a vacuum was created and it was replaced.<br />
1.For years State and Government Officials saw into this and even though the increasing violence in schools was noted, Officials still refused to acknowledge the fact of a connection of laws created against God and the development of human life.</p>
<p>2.From my understanding that men and woman acknowledge the Creation Of The Constitution , The Bill Of Rights, and Our independence Day , that through our work we give thanks to God.</p>
<p>3.We understand how it came about that the Court ruled against the name of God but you were wrong. It is a God Given Right and a Constitutional Right for people to be of free will and to not believe in God. What is lost is respect, that over 80% per cent of the world believes in God and it is a infringement of the laws of God and the Constitution to take the name of God out of schools.</p>
<p>4.Because it is a public school dose not withstand the weight of the infringement created by the Court.</p>
<p>5.The moment of silence in schools is a right and it is a choice that a child has and not to be forced upon them as a you have to do. The differences of Church should not be in school, because we are of many faiths.<br />
6.The term Public Schools falls under a concept created by the Dakota Sioux Tribe ,For as long as the grass grows and the water flows that this land will be ours. Public Schools do not belong to the system of a Government Institution. The creation of public schools date back to when people lived by candle light.<br />
7. It is funded by American tax dollars and it is and for The People Of The United States Of America.</p>
<p>If I was to speak to Congress and the Court I would say, “ What the hell is a matter with you, you saw what was done and you refused to undo your error, what the hell is a matter with you.”</p>
<p>8.Because of law created against God, we have children killing children in our schools. You must understand that if a person choses to be as one with God it will be, but if a person choses to be as one with evil….. The voided created in school is a shame, because I do believe that this Country is the only only one to do as such, { Not Allowing The Concept Of A God}</p>
<p>9.We as a people are feed up and we only seek the rights given to us, and from this day forward a new law will be created by men that value the ability to give respect to others no matter your faith. There is a day that when people look at one another that we shared a common goal no matter how we are as a person. That because of these goals together with faith we stood for something good.</p>
<p>10.We bring forward the Trevor McKinney ACT into law , that this child s death has marked this Country for the lack of insight by laws created laws against God.</p>
<p>11.That from this day forward that laws created that infringes on human right will no longer be in the hands of few<br />
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12.That this petition is a given right to bring about change with in a operated concept of respect of another s belief.</p>
<p>On this Day of the 19th Of October 2009 this petition becomes life.<br />
Henry Massingale</p>
<p>Pay It Forward Petition – The Petition Site<br />
Pay It Forward Petition. October 19, 2009. Before we get in to the petition I wish to share a thought or two, this petition is because that we see and we …<br />
<a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.thepetitionsite.com/2/pay-it-forward-petition');" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/pay-it-forward-petition">http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/pay-it-forward-petition</a> – 18 hours ago<br />
10.</p>
<p>1.Health Care Constitutional Order – The Petition Site<br />
Constitutional Order. On this day of October 17, 2009. We The People Of The United States Of America set forth a directive and hereby order both parties to …<br />
<a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.thepetitionsite.com/19/health-care-constitutional-order');" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.thepetitionsite.com/19/health-care-constitutional-order">http://www.thepetitionsite.com/19/health-care-constitutional-order</a> – Cached</p>
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		<title>The Force Needs You!</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/11/the-force-needs-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lturnerlaw</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Luke Skywalker]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well at least a zany online petition to give Mark Hamill  his very own reality show does.  According to this Petition none other than Mr. Luke Skywalker can rescue reality t.v. from the doldrums that it has become.  Enjoy and may the force be with you!
http://www.petitiononline.com/mhamill/petition.html
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-97 alignright" title="skywalker" src="http://bizarrepetitions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/skywalker-215x300.jpg" alt="skywalker" width="215" height="300" />Well at least a zany online petition to give Mark Hamill  his very own reality show does.  According to this Petition none other than Mr. Luke Skywalker can rescue reality t.v. from the doldrums that it has become.  Enjoy and may the force be with you!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/mhamill/petition.html">http://www.petitiononline.com/mhamill/petition.html</a></p>
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		<title>Put Hanky Back!</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/09/put-hanky-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>erica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reinstate Hank Williams to the Grand Ole Opry. Banned after a compulsive hiccuping episode that ruined an entire production, it&#8217;s time to let by gones be by gones. Hank Williams is a true legend and patriot bring him back.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Reinstate Hank Williams " href="http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/reinstate-hank-williams.html">Reinstate Hank Williams to the Grand Ole Opry.</a> Banned after a compulsive hiccuping episode that ruined an entire production, it&#8217;s time to let by gones be by gones. Hank Williams is a true legend and patriot bring him back.</p>
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		<title>Important Petition to Start Cat Leash Law Failing!</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/09/important-petition-to-start-cat-leash-law-failing/</link>
		<comments>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/09/important-petition-to-start-cat-leash-law-failing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We couldn&#8217;t have said it better ourselves. Cats drool&#8230; Dogs Rule.
&#8220;Cats need to be leashed and kept there owner&#8217;s yard just like any other pet. Not only is it unfair for others who don&#8217;t want a stray cat in there yard but it is unsafe for the cat to be roaming around with out anyone [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We couldn&#8217;t have said it better ourselves. Cats drool&#8230; Dogs Rule.</p>
<p>&#8220;Cats need to be leashed and kept there owner&#8217;s yard just like any other pet. Not only is it unfair for others who don&#8217;t want a stray cat in there yard but it is unsafe for the cat to be roaming around with out anyone knowing where it is. Your cat can get hit by a car, killed by another stray cat, get into a fight with a dog, or many other awful things. Not only this but cats are well known for hurting and or killing small animals as well birds. Is it really fair that just because your cat likes to be outside that you should be able to put wildlife at danger? Don&#8217;t you think there are also a LOT of dogs who would love to run free? Also do you really want your children outside playing with a stray cat that may or may not be friendly? That may or may not have had all it&#8217;s shots. Just like a dog, cats can attack to and  most outside cats are NOT declawed. Is it really fair to put children at risk so that your cat can be more happy? I think not. If you agree with this you will be doing us all a favor by signing this. There needs to be a law that enforces this just like they do for dogs.&#8221;</p>
<p>Go sign it now, how could it possibly have only 8 signatures. Fido will give you an extra lick.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/cats-need-to-be-leashed">http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/cats-need-to-be-leashed</a></p>
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		<title>Drunken Lushes Should Be Teachers!</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/09/drunken-lushes-should-be-teachers/</link>
		<comments>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/09/drunken-lushes-should-be-teachers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a very serious matter an actual petition to allow teachers in England to drink in public on weekends is taking off with over 10k signatures. The farseeing and all knowing general teacher&#8217;s council has decreed such. We can only hope school board candidates across America take note.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a very serious matter <a title="Teachers To Drink only on Weekdays" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1210974/Teachers-moan-new-code-conduct-stop-getting-drunk-weekends.html">an actual petition </a>to allow teachers in England to drink in public on weekends is taking off with over 10k signatures. The farseeing and all knowing general teacher&#8217;s council has decreed such. We can only hope school board candidates across America take note.</p>
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		<title>Important Vegan Request</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/09/important/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[McDonald&#8217;s needs a veggie burger. Clearly every culinary activity should have a McDonald&#8217;s equivalent. There&#8217;s a southern speciality called a slugburger featuring a fried soybean meal dough deepfriend with cheese pickle and union. If Mcdonald&#8217;s adapted it with additional breading it&#8217;d be a perfect addition to their arsenal of goodies. We can&#8217;t believe there are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/mcdonaldsveggy">McDonald&#8217;s needs a veggie burger.</a> Clearly every culinary activity should have a McDonald&#8217;s equivalent. There&#8217;s a southern speciality called a slugburger featuring a fried soybean meal dough deepfriend with cheese pickle and union. If Mcdonald&#8217;s adapted it with additional breading it&#8217;d be a perfect addition to their arsenal of goodies. We can&#8217;t believe there are less than a 100 supporters!</p>
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		<title>Send the Cast of As the World&#8217;s Turns to Netherlands</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/09/send-the-cast-of-as-the-worlds-turns-to-netherlands/</link>
		<comments>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/09/send-the-cast-of-as-the-worlds-turns-to-netherlands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The great South American County of Netherlands has a great love of the sultry as the world turn&#8217;s characters. Help them have some &#8220;guests&#8221; by signing this petition. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The great South American County of Netherlands has a great love of the sultry as the world turn&#8217;s characters. Help them have some &#8220;guests&#8221; by signing this <a href="http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/atwtnl">petition. </a></p>
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		<title>Stop the Production of Biodiesel</title>
		<link>http://bizarrepetitions.com/2009/09/stop-the-production-of-biodiesel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frequently coming from important food crops like palm trees, estrogen heavy soybeans, used french fry grease, and possibly in the future algae, we should stop the production of biodiesel and any future research immediately! Join these 71 supporters of this petition and help this important cause.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Frequently coming from important food crops like palm trees, estrogen heavy soybeans, used french fry grease, and possibly in the future algae, we should stop the production of biodiesel and any future research immediately! Join these 71 supporters of this <a href="http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/biodisel">petition</a> and help this important cause.</p>
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