Give Micheal Jackson the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize

September 11, 2009

An important petition in recognizing Micheal Jackson’s ability to bring together people is suceeding with over 37k signatures calling for him to receive the 2010 nobel peace prize. No one suceeded in receiving negative uniting media coverage like Micheal Jackson. Clearly this calls for him to receive an exception to the rule about posthumous nobel [...]

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Hot Girls Needed in Flyover Country!

September 7, 2009

Omaha Nebraska Needs You to Help Show Them Who’s the Boss!
Apparently, Alyssa Milano’s attendance is necessary to make the final game at storied Rosenblatt Stadium “EPIC”. An enterprising or shall we say self -serving, sports radio mouthpiece has extended an invitation to Omaha , Nebraska for the College World Series citing Milano’s supposed “love of [...]

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Help Carly Get a Job, fight age discrimination!

September 4, 2009

Forced to depend on his (assumably shiftless) parent for money. Carly is a hard working 12 year old who has shown the fortitude to address the rampant discrimination againt the disaged in term of employment. Having gained only 12 of his goal 100k signatures in the two years since starting his petition, Carly needs your [...]

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Support Racism – Don’t Be Anti-semitic

September 1, 2009

Check this out. Apparently, being an anti-racist also means you’re anti-semitic. These brave petitioners are calling for a US boycott of the Durban II anti-racism conference as it is pervaded by anti-semites. Who knew. I wasn’t aware of a casual connection. Must watch out in the Future!
http://www.ipetition.com/str-asp-PetitionID_6-end-SignPetition.htm

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Stop Eating Filipino’s

August 27, 2009

Not only is cannibalism wrong but when they are “are a sweet product with a hole in the middle that is consumed for pleasure and contains little nutritional value” it’s a waste to eat filipino’s when more nutritional and at peace nationalities are available like Indians and Japanese.
www.gopetition.com/petitions/do-not-eat-filipinos.html

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Petition to ban Bestiality in Florida Gaining Ground

August 27, 2009

With over 1000 signatures fuddy duddy’s are showing support for their petition to stop senior citizens enjoyment of life. I’ve heard stories about dating for senior citizens getting increasingly difficult. Why should they take away one Florida’s elderly’s few remaining pleasures. Damn PETA!
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/banbeastialityfl/

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Boredom is infecting the United States.

August 26, 2009

Run it’s like invasion of the body snatchers. The petition to save the Simply Quilts TV show has gained over 19,000 signatures. We are adding this to the top 10 most bizarre petitions. Check it out.
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/simplyquilts/

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Announcing Bizarre Petitions Facebook Page

August 24, 2009

Do you love Bizarre Petitions! Become a fan on Facebook.

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Apparently Obama is An Alien

August 19, 2009

They’re petitioning a court. Apparently he’s from a planet called Kenya, its in some part of the galaxy called Africa.
The concerned patriot who brought the suit found out about this after extensive investigation after he read two separate accounts of Obama’s birth occuring at different hospitals in Honolulu, clearly something is afoot.
www.obamaconspiracy.org

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Petition to Stop School’s Sponsoring Bear Hunts In Danger

August 19, 2009

Gathering only 341 of 10k goal signatures (admittedly a bit lofty) a petition to stop schools for having a lottery for a bear hunt is in danger. Imagine. Little children having to take part in a lottery where the loser gets to be a bear’s meal. We are shocked this cannot be allowed to pass! [...]

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